I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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