your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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