I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize
