I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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