he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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