yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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