thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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