Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
