i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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