Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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