alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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