Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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