so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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