If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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