my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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