So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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