Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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