this just has baby written all over it
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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