This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
one might say we're banned from that church
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
