is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Boobs are out for the taking
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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