Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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