Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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