she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
my poor anus
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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