question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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