But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
