sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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