I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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