I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Still dying that you shit outside
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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