i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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