I am puke
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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