i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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