porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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