He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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