Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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