at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
MIDGETS
????
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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