she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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