Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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