Whod you bang
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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