whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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