Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
