I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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