Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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