we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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