i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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