I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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