im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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