he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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