It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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