All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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