he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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